POOP & SCOOP

 There is nothing more delightful than agreeing with your husband and daughter on the brand of cat litter used.
 Sure it is nice to be bathing in Caribbean seas, sitting in bubbly jacuzzi jet baths, or even dining in a favorite locale,but, what gives you more pleasure than.............

 SCOOPING OUT THE STINKIEST CAT LITTER IN GOD'S CREATION?!!!

 I mean who ever thought of such a wonderful invention?
Why instead of enjoying my fifteen minutes of bliss in French Vanilla Cafe Heaven I so would rather spend it scooping and diggin  in a box of putrid sand to find the latest offerings from my kitties.
It gives me the greatest pleasure to dig and dig and dig and even, yes scrape, till I uncover every last turdful if delight from the said and so called infamous non odorous cat clay!
 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
 As with every good sundae too there is that cherry on top the luscious cream, I get to clean the blasted scoop,which, by now, after digging and scraping like a miner looking for the last nugget of gold, is covered in all kinds of poop ridden clay with at least a good twenty paper towels worth of wiping and cups of bleach to rinse it all.

 This is such a pleasant way to spend my morning!!
What ever happened to the good old litter that you dump in the bag, wash out the pan and start anew every day with?
This clumpy stuff smells just as bad the moment my cat visits her little latrine and leaves gifts abounding.
 Thank you to all those of you who love to scoop and spend your time in the surrondings of a litter box haven
I would rather spend my morning in the prayer chair and perhaps a good book

After all I did my share of diapering ya know!!!!!